From the archives

My wife is Thai, and she makes me watch all the movies from Thailand. I'll tell you, all Thai movies are the exact same. They all have an elephant, a village, a statue of Buddha, and a British guy. The British guy will always break the Buddha statue and just try to start all kinds of shit, and at some point the people in the village will say, "Fuck this shit, let's kick this guy's ass!" And elephants. Every goddamn movie from Thailand has an elephant.