Really old guy: I can only do DVD. What's that other thing that's not DVD? It's that thing that sits there and just plugs in.
Employee: VHS. Pretty much everything we have is DVD.
Really old guy: Good because I can only do DVD. What about Charles Bronson and that crowd? Where is that?
Employee: Most of his stuff is in the action section.
Really old guy: And what was the name of the first porno? I watched it over fifty years ago. Deep Throat I think it was. Do you have that?
Employee: Yeah, we carry that.
Really old guy: It has to be on DVD though.
A couple of coins fall to the floor.
Really old guy: I have a hole in my pants.
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