Homeless man: [watching Martin Lawrence in Black Knight] Hey, that look like Eddie Murphy, dudn't it?
Employee: He does.
Homeless man: You think I could get some change? [drops a few coins on the counter]. Don't worry, I ain't no bank robber.
Employee: That already looks like change to me.
Homeless man: Man, I ain't no banker neither! Hey man, you got your Elvis Costello glasses on! [turns to a customer and starts singing] "She's watching the detectives / I get so angry when the teardrops start / But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart." Ain't that how it goes? I'll see you later, man. [leaves]
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